Saturday Schedule

What follows is a listing of all events planned for Saturday, April 19th. You can also download the Saturday programming grid (57KB .pdf).

Schedules for the rest of the weekend are listed here, or jump directly to Thursday, Friday, or Sunday.

We will be updating this list as major changes occur, until the convention opens. For the most up-to-date information, please use the fully interactive Guidebook app.

This list is current as of Apr. 16, 2014.

Drop in to the Rotunda and check out what’s happening! It’s always changing, so every trip is a mystery!

Come on up and check out the dealer demo’s running this year in the Salon. Play before you buy, and buy at your gaming table. 

Self-Reference ENGINE, nominated for the 2014 Philip K. Dick award!

Toh EnJoe (M)

“Developing Your Own Personal Space Program.” An individual can develop their own personal space program using off-the-shelf components that are readily deployable to either a space or near space environment. Various methods will be discussed on how to reach the space, near space environment carrying various payloads, and/or instrument packages. Rated G

Dave Davis (M)

Whether you are on a Martian colony, deep underground in a post-apocalyptic city, or in a space station orbiting Jupiter, producing enough food to support everyone poses special problems. Our panelists will discuss the challenges of farmless farming and how it might be done.

Annie Morton (M), Gregory Gadow, Renee Stern, Dr. Ricky

Not every disability is apparent at a glance, nor is anyone’s personal health anyone else’s business. From mental illness to chronic disease to a variety of syndromes and impairments too lengthy to list, we’ll discuss the difficulties of living with chronic health conditions, the stigmas associated, what progress has (or hasn’t) been made in reforming public perception, and strategies on getting other people to mind their own blasted business.

Maida ‘Mac’ Combs (M), Lillian Cohen-Moore, Sar Surmick

The reality of guns versus what producers think is cool, from the Farah Fawcett pose to… WHY are you cocking that automatic? Our panel of gun nuts will discuss how firearms really work and which “classic” poses are really just one-way journeys to a self-inflicted wound.

Ogre Whiteside (M), Matt Case, Major James Franklin (Ret.), Greg Hallock, Alan Paulsen

Authors who have published young adult short stories or novels will discuss market trends and how to construct a story for a young adult audience. Given that many young adult speculative fiction novels are actually bought and read by adults, what is young adult fiction doing well that could benefit any writer?

Tori Centanni (M), Cassandra Clarke, Aibhinn, Lauren Dixon, Lish McBride, Victoria Whitlock

Epic fantasy is different – but why? What makes it epic? Is it the immersion in a new world or just the sheer weight of the book? Come join us as we talk about this massive subgenre of fantasy and what makes it tick.

Bradley P. Beaulieu (M), Stina Leicht, Janna Silverstein, Duane Wilkins

Finish your magical costume with a dramatic hand prop that you can create quickly and inexpensively. Our costume pros show some of their favorite techniques for making dramatic walking sticks that will complete your ensemble.

Richard Stephens (M), Carmen Beaudry, Vicki Glover

First contact is one of the lasting tropes of SF. But once contact has happened, then what? Should an advanced race hide itself from us for fear of stunting our natural growth? Is it immoral to leave individuals in primitive poverty in the hope that they might one day develop their own culture? Can advanced peoples colonize a planet inhabited by primitives and live in peace with them? Are there any useful object lessons from science fiction? How about from our own history?

James C. Glass (M), Russell Ervin, Dr. Kent Welter

You were there for the previous parts, right, where we figured out what we needed and planned this movie all out? Quick! Time travel! Or, drop in anyway and become a Valued Actor Person. In part 4, we shoot like mad weasels, because there’s not much time and if we’re going to make a movie at light speed, then we have to move like light! So, don’t be late, or you’ll just see red-shifted versions of us. The key to making a movie, of course, is to get the footage in the can! Or, “box,” actually, because we’re shooting video. But you know what we mean. Note – you don’t have to attend all the parts to enjoy the workshop, but attending all the parts gets you the best possible experience!

Edward Martin III (M), Ryan K. Johnson, Brian D. Oberquell

Come spend an hour with some of our fine artists in an informal setting.

See and feel how hand weapons changed and developed from late Roman times until the Renaissance. All weapons will be explained and presented for safe handling by the participants. This experience will be like a museum where you can touch the artifacts. Handouts will be available.

Bill Gruner (M), William Elder, A.M. Brosius, Norman K. Moss, Michael Tinker Pearce, Ann Shilling

Spotlight Publisher 47North gives us a tour of the great new titles coming soon. Come for the information, stay for the giveaways!

Alex Carr (M), David Pomerico

Norwescon is proud to announce a new alternate Lazer Tag event! This year, for the first time, we will be providing Nerf weaponry for use during the Saturday morning melee! Come join us in Grand 2 from 10 am until 12 pm for the fun!

Nerf Battle Rules

Nerf Herders

Build and fly your own airship using balloons, popsicle sticks, and other items provided.

Camin Bradbury (M), Katrina Marier

The Legends of King Arthur. Heather Dale reads (and sings!) from her story/songbook “The Legends of King Arthur,” in this unusual performance! Rated G

Heather Dale (M)

Prepare to use your stealthy skills to hunt down and collect tokens from your fellow hunters! Come and collect a token and get started on the road to becoming a con ninja!

“Something New.” A short or short-short story. Rated PG

Anne Charnock (M)

Starships exist today in two types: very, very slow ones that will take tens of thousands of years to get to the nearest star and as constructs in fiction. But some serious engineering has been done to define the basic requirements for a workable starship. Propulsion, life support, and navigation can be explored even though we do not have the ability to build a functional craft…yet. Our panel will explore the basic and exotic concepts for star travel. Audience participation welcome!

Dan Dubrick (M), Dana Andrews, G. David Nordley, Jon Rogers

Fashion show and awards presentation for the Single Pattern Contest. Come and see all the wonderful entries of the contest, cheer on the contestants, vote for your favorite, and see the presentation of the awards. Along with the judge’s awards we’ll be presenting the Fan Favorite award – maybe your favorite will win!

SunnyJim Morgan (M)

It’s part interview, part final exam, and part first date. No wonder writers sweat bullets over pitching their work to an editor or agent! Learn how to present your project clearly and concisely, and get feedback from the group on your all-important opening line and summary sentence.

Sara Stamey (M), Wolfgang Baur, Bradley P. Beaulieu, Charles “Zan” Christensen

Our panelists will discuss a range of comics that are age-appropriate for a younger audience, including graphic novels like Bone as well as popular titles like Adventure Time.

Spencer Ellsworth (M), G. Willow Wilson

Join award-winning author Ken Scholes as he explores his writing career in context of your questions. This is an interactive workshop where you posit questions about craft, publishing, career, etc. Ken will give insight into how he made his first sales, sold his novels, and about anything you can imagine. This is your chance to ask all those questions you’ve been wondering about from someone who has no problem sharing his successes and failures. Bring an open mind and don’t be afraid to ask your question. All questions are valid.

Ken Scholes (M)

Why isn’t there more science fiction that has grand generational or eons of focus? Where is the human race going?

Kurt Cagle (M), Elton Elliott, Russell Ervin, James C. Glass, Sean Hagle

So you’ve finished your piece of art and now you want to make prints so you can sell it to as many people as possible. What is the best way to go about doing this? What the heck is a giclee print anyways? Learn about all your different printing options and where to go for them. Do you really need to spend a lot of money for a high quality print or, is there a less expensive but still acceptable middle ground?

Jeliza Patterson-McGuire (M), Robert Gould, John R. Gray III, Jeff Sturgeon

Bring your favorite fandoms and your most treasured AU scenarios, then write (and maybe even share) a flash-fic! After a brief introduction, we will brainstorm fandoms and AU scenarios and then get to writing! During the last 30 minutes those who wish to can share their stories.

Berlynn Wohl (M), keerawa

See and feel how body armour evolved and developed from late Roman times until the Renaissance. Various types of armour will be displayed and described. Participants will be able to freely handle real pieces of armour and modern replicas. This experience will be like a museum where you can try on the artifacts. Handouts will be available.

Bill Gruner (M), A.M. Brosius, Norman K. Moss, Michael Ormes, Alan Paulsen, Michael Tinker Pearce, Ann Shilling, GregRobin Smith

A Q&A session with Norwescon 37 Author Guest of Honor Michael Moorcock.

Michael Moorcock (M), Pierce Watters

A return of this all-ages favorite, members of the Beyond Reality Costumer’s Guild provide materials and assistance so you can make your very own unique piece of wearable art using mask forms and lots of “stuff,” including (but not limited to) fabric, trims, jewels, jewelry bits, and handmade shoji paper. Due to the use of low-temp hot glue guns and other adhesives, children must be accompanied by their adults, but all will have fun. Come and create, and feel free to come and work on something to enhance your costume!

Vicki Glover (M)

Something new and awesome. Rated G

Camille Alexa (M)

HAES is not about diets or losing weight – it’s about exercising and eating well with the goal of health, not size. It’s about learning how to work out without hurting yourself, what foods your body wants and needs to keep you going, how to avoid sacrificing your mental health for an arbitrary definition of fitness, and how to be comfortable in your skin instead of living by a number on a scale. Come share your stories and discover how this health movement is the opposite of giving up.

Mickey Schulz (M), Jen K, Jeliza Patterson-McGuire

Will we ever have medical tricorders or pills that can regrow a kidney? Glue that can repair broken bones in minutes? What about bionic eyes, or nanobots clearing our bodies of cancer cells? Our panelists will talk about the medical gee-wizzery they would like to see made real and whether such science fiction might someday become science fact.

Janet Freeman-Daily (M), Jason V Brock, Dr. Misty Marshall, Sar Surmick

Anime and manga have been a part of the American science fiction scene for a generation, but Japanese prose SF has only been making its presence known in the US for the past few years. The forthcoming feature film Edge of Tomorrow, starring Tom Cruise and based on Hiroshi Sakurazaka’s All You Need is Kill, may be a game changer. Come hear what’s up with science fiction in Japan and what may be coming to these shores soon.

Masumi Washington (M), Toh EnJoe, Nick Mamatas

Do you love ebooks or hate them? Are you a paper-sniffer to the end? What changes do you predict (or wish for) in print and digital books?

Tod McCoy (M), Jason Andrew, Suzanne Brahm, Tori Centanni, Aibhinn, Marta Murvosh

Less is more. You’ve heard that before. “A blank canvas kills ideas.” You’ve heard that, too. How do constraints actually stimulate creativity, and what’s it like to write under particularly esoteric constraints? Can work made this way stand as something other than gimmick? Join our panelists as they explore – and demonstrate by example – how writing in Hard Mode stimulates the creative mind.

Nicole Dieker (Hello (M), The Future!), C0splay of Death*Star, GregRobin Smith, Jonny Nero Action Hero

Games publishers both large and small have discovered that Kickstarter is a low risk way to publish games. Is Kickstarter the new direct marketing? What are the actual risks involved? What should you know before attempting to Kickstart a game? What are the alternatives? Does Kickstarter culture have mores and taboos? Come find out.

Julie Haehn (M), Wolfgang Baur, David Fooden, Sage LaTorra, John Picacio, Mike Selinker

Who would win in a fight? Captain Picard or Jack Sparrow? Come vote and defend your choices in the battle to end all battles. Two brackets, one for Science Fiction the other for Fantasy until only one character reigns supreme!

Fish (M), Janet Borkowski, Jean Carlos, Chris Nilsson

Many modern science fiction and fantasy authors, including Kameron Hurley, Elizabeth Bear, Trudi Canavan, and Paul Cornell include LGBTQ characters in their work. What does this mean to readers? How does it compare with the limited portrayal of gender and sexuality in many classic genre works? Come join us as we talk about how the changing portrayal of gender and sexuality is changing the face of our genre.

Caren Gussoff (M), Cassandra Clarke, Erik Scott de Bie, Gregory Gadow

Join Norwescon 37 Author Guest of Honor Michael Moorcock for a reading of original fiction.

Michael Moorcock (M)

Join us for a live webcast from Loncon announcing the nominees for the 2014 Hugo Awards!

Don Glover (M)

From his recent work. Rated PG

Harold Gross (M)

Video games have some of the best and most engaging narratives in modern Science Fiction and Fantasy. Why are these stories being played rather than read or watched? How many stories have come and gone that would have been classic films or literature if you didn’t need to press Start? And why haven’t you?

G. Willow Wilson (M), Lex Lingo

There are almost as many definitions of urban fantasy as there are readers. Is it simply a supernatural story in an urban setting? Does this mean the “mean streets” of urban fantasy are more metaphorical than actual? Is the fantastic in urban fantasy a part of the landscape, or can it just be an intrusion? The panel will look at different explanations, interpretations, and expectations that writers and readers bring to the genre.

Cat Rambo (M), Esther Jones, Stina Leicht, Kat Richardson, Duane Wilkins

Recreating a costume for which there is no visual source, only a description. There’s an app for that – our pros will walk you through the process of discovery and creativity.

Jonnalyhn Wolfcat (M), Tammie L Dupuis, Cymbric Early-Smith, Bethany Roullett

You’ve decided that poly is the way to go, so now what? How do you go about blending households, finances, and lives? What about negotiating (and renegotiating) boundaries? How do you plan for the long term, and do you need a lawyer? And what if you figure out it’s just not working? Our panelists have a wide variety of experiences, observations, and suggestions to share.

Sheye Anne Blaze (M), Eva-Lise Carlstrom, Jeremy Holcomb, Jeliza Patterson-McGuire

Horror movies come in cycles: slasher, vampire, monster, zombie. Panelists will discuss what’s old hat, what’s current and hot, what’s up and coming, and what never goes out of style for the horror genre film.

Shannon from Seattle Geekly (M), Jennifer Brozek, Katie Cord, Eric Morgret

Whether your problems are physical or psychological, there’s no denying that being creative and creating art is difficult to almost impossible when a disability stands in your way. Come learn how different artists and writers work with, past, or through their personal disabilities and limitations to create their art.

Jeff Sturgeon (M), Jean Carlos, Rob Carlos, Michael Tinker Pearce

XCOR Aerospace is preparing for the first flight of their Lynx manned suborbital spacecraft. First flight is only weeks away and may have happened by the time of the con. Arthur Bozlee, scheduled to fly the spacecraft as flight engineer, will present a new slide and video show outlining the progress.

Arthur Bozlee (M), Mark Street

One of the touchiest subjects in some older fandoms, yet one of the most transparent, natural, and accepted parts of newer fandoms, is making art out of other peoples’ art. Be it fanfic, remixes, fanart, parodies, Fire Ferrets T-shirts, invocations of Rule 34, MST3K, or even the highly-pop-culture-aware script stylings of Joss Whedon, all of these arts are specifically reliant upon other works to express their visions. When does this become cheating, or does it ever? Our panelists will discuss the good, the bad, the 50 Shades of Infuriating, and how close to the “legal infringement” line people will go and yet get away with it – or not.

Heather Dale (M), Vixy & Tony, Sunnie Larsen, Brian D. Oberquell

How can you tell one werewolf universe from all the others or one alien planet from the next? We’ll talk about worldbuilding and how to make the world you’re building in your story stand out from the competition.

Brenda Carre (M), Rhiannon Held, Nancy Kress, Angel Leigh McCoy

Amber Clark talks in depth about her work in the show and shares her thoughts about selected other works as well. Come enjoy an artist’s perspective on the art show!

Amber Clark (M)

Our Guests of Honor are available to sign autographs. PLEASE NOTE: So that as many fans as possible can participate, we will be enforcing a three-items-at-a-time (or single-sketch) autograph limit.

Robert Gould (M), Seanan McGuire, Michael Moorcock, Anima! X

Need a quiet place where you can release your babies from confinement and let them socialize while you relax? Drop in for an hour and let your little ones roam free in the room.

A new piece of fiction. Rated PG

Keffy R. M. Kehrli (M)

“Life On The Preservation.” A selection from a novel. Rated PG

Jack Skillingstead (M)

You probably know someone who has a medical implant of some sort. You certainly know someone who has personal electronics. How long before you know someone with implanted personal electronics? Will it be you? What will it need to do before you say, “hook me up”?

Sean Hagle (M), David Shoemaker, Victoria Whitlock

From the fifteenth season of Walking Dead to the scrubbing bubbles from World War Z, when will our fascination with Romero’s children finally die out or will it shamble on forever?

Chris Nilsson (M), Katie Cord, John R. Gray III, Lex Lingo, Fish

Whether you have a large yard or a small apartment balcony, you can create a safe, welcoming space for wildlife. Join our experts as they talk about what you can do to help bees, bats, ladybugs, sparrows, and other critters (kid friendly).

Annie Morton (M), Mike Brennan, Dame Ruth, Jim Kling

You have spent oodles of time and way too much money on your costumes to just let them languish in your closet after a few wearings. It is your investment; don’t trust it to just any dry cleaner. Join our team of experts as they discuss methods for cleaning, storing, and giving your costumes the care they deserve.

Carmen Beaudry (M), Adrienne Carlson, Jonna Hayden, Torrey Stenmark, Melissa Quinn

The Trevor Project tells queer youth that “It gets better.” But what if it doesn’t? Or what if waiting for it to get better seems like an insurmountable task? Come talk to others who have survived, whether it “got better” or not, and share wisdom and comfort.

Gregory Gadow (M), Sara Twitty, Gwen Yeh

You’re going to write a fantasy novel. You’ve come up with some characters; you’ve outlined your basic plot. Now what? How about research? The most important element of a fantasy novel is originality. How do you find out what’s already out there? What familiar elements can you spin into the story to make the reader feel drawn in, and yet at the same time be fresh and exciting? Find out what to research and how to do it to make sure you’re not treading well-worn ground.

Stina Leicht (M), Brent Kellmer, Kat Richardson

How can fiction better incorporate characters and worlds representing diverse cultures, religions, sexual identities, and ethnicities? What do you need to do to accurately portray diverse groups that you aren’t yourself a part of? What makes writing the “other” work, and how can you get beyond stereotypes to celebrate diversity?

Caren Gussoff (M), Susan DeFreitas, keerawa

Do you involve technology into your tabletop game nights? What works and what is just a big distraction? This will cover tools to involve people further into your stories, and how to avoid the pitfalls of modern day attention getters driving distraction from the game. We will also talk about how to use Skype and other video conferencing to involve players from far away.

Lillian Cohen-Moore (M), Eric Cagle, Bruce R Cordell, Dylan S.

A Q&A session with Norwescon 37 Costuming Guest of Honor Anima! X.

Mickey Schulz (M), Anima! X

Our Attending Professionals are available to sign autographs. PLEASE NOTE: So that as many fans as possible can participate, we will be enforcing a three-items-at-a-time (or single-sketch) autograph limit.

Jason Andrew (M), Steven Barnes, Bradley P. Beaulieu, Carol Berg, Shubzilla, Kurt Cagle, Cassandra Clarke, Erik Scott de Bie, Cymbric Early-Smith, Elton Elliott, Erin Evans, Steve Gillett, James C. Glass, Jude-Marie Green, Jeff Grubb, Rhiannon Held, Frog Jones, Karen Kincy, Nancy Kress, Edward Martin III, Lish McBride, Angel Leigh McCoy, Darragh Metzger, G. David Nordley, Margaret Organ-Kean, Kevin Radthorne, Jon Rogers, Mike Selinker, Sara Stamey, G. Willow Wilson, Gregory A. Wilson

Kids get to act out a variety of sci-fi related scenes, making things up as they go.

Gary Schwartz (M)

Excerpt from KEYSTONES, Karen Wilson Chronicles, Book 3. When everything is going wrong and all of the places of power are being drained, Karen and her friends must sacrifice what they hold dear to save Kendrick from the avatar of Anu. Rated PG

Jennifer Brozek (M)

Every budding mad scientist needs to start somewhere… and this is where! We will take cute fluffy stuffed animals and hack them into pieces only to reassemble them into marvelous monsters and creative chimera! Please bear in mind that to attend this workshop, one must be capable handling scissors and needles safely and if you cannot personally sew together your monster’s various bit and pieces, you must bring a minion (aka “parent”) to do the dirty work for you! The only skills required are rudimentary sewing skills (plush is very forgiving) and a sick sense of humor. There will be a $5 materials fee per participant to cover the cost of DNA splitters, splicers, and experimental specimens. WARNING! Only adults serving as minions will be allowed to attend!

Mimi Noyes (M), Berlynn Wohl

When Averly Fell From the Sky. Steampunk thriller. A renowned photographer on the run is held prisoner by the same man who saved his life. Heavy with the psychological themes of honor, duty, and redemption. Rated PG

Dean Wells (M)

How does the new female hero in YA fantasy break traditional stereotypes and offer new challenges for teen readers? Are these female heroes really new, or are storytellers doing a kind of role reversal, exchanging handbags for hand grenades? This panel takes an in-depth look at the challenges authors face when creating a female hero for modern day readers.

Tori Centanni (M), Steven Barnes, Lauren Dixon, Karen Kincy

Traditionally resource extraction is viewed as something highly energy intensive, but this is only because it’s usually carried out with the application and extraction of enormous amounts of heat. Molecular separation is far less energy intensive and also can extract materials at far lower concentrations, as is shown by the capabilities of biological systems. In fact, resource extraction is just one case of a general technological problem, that of the separation of specific substances from a background of other substances: consider pollution control or purification. Molecular separation technologies will thus blur the distinction between a “pollutant” and a “resource.”

Steve Gillett (M), Dana Andrews, G. David Nordley

There are a lot of gaming podcasts out there. What are they? Where do you find them? Which ones are the right ones for you?

Ogre Whiteside (M), Ryan Macklin, Mickey Schulz, Dylan S.

The lowly toga was more than just a giant piece of white or red cloth wrapped around the body. Both Greek and Roman clothing consisted of many components, each of which offers ample opportunities for embellishment and re-interpretation into other fashion eras. Intensely colored and decorated with intricate designs, clothing of these cultures is also usually based on rectangles and requires very little sewing.

Tammie L Dupuis, Adrienne Carlson, Richard Stephens

Three years ago, the Fukushima Daiichi facility was struck by a series of disasters, natural and manmade. What happened, what is happening now, and how does the reality compare to fictional nuclear disasters?

Mike Brennan (M), Russell Ervin, Berry Sizemore, Dr. Kent Welter

The sport of man, horse, shield, and arms took many different forms over the centuries. There will be a comparison of the historic forms to what modern jousters are currently doing. Items of jousting equipment will be available for examination.

Ann Shilling (M), Darragh Metzger, Alan Paulsen

Feeling brave and bold? Send us your novel’s first page to be read aloud and critiqued by our pros. Email to idol@norwescon.org by Friday!

Phoebe Kitanidis (M), Camille Alexa, David D. Levine, Cat Rambo, Kevin Scott

Join us for an overview of the major styles of illuminated manuscript art, from the intricate Insular style of sixth century Irish monks, to the realism of the Italian artisans of the high Renaissance. Learn the distinguishing characteristics of the Carolingian, Romanesque, Ottonian, and Gothic styles, and the terminology used to describe the components of these historic art forms.

Anita Taylor (M), Buzzy, Deborah Strub

Do you have what it takes to gain the appreciation of our audience and panel of fan and celebrity d/r/u/n/k/s/ judges? FIND OUT! Bring your song, your work-in-progress, your shtick, your stand-up act, your freak show, your whatever – bring your talent to our free-form talent show! You have eight minutes, two songs, or until the gong gongs, whichever is shorter. Show us what you got!

Dara Korra’ti (M), Shubzilla, Nicole Dieker (Hello, The Future!), MC-3PO of DeathStar, C0splay of DeathStar

A Q&A session with Norwescon 37 Science Guest of Honor Catherine Plesko.

Alan Boyle (M), Catherine Plesko

Robert Gould talks in depth about his work in the art show, and shares his thoughts about selected other works as well. Come enjoy an artist’s perspective on the show!

Robert Gould (M)

Our attending professionals are available to sign autographs. Please note: so that as many fans as possible can participate, we will be enforcing a three items at-a-time (or single sketch) autograph limit.

S. A. Bolich (M), Clinton J. Boomer, Jason V Brock, Paul Byers, Rob Carlos, Anne Charnock, Bruce R Cordell, Heather Dale, Diana Pharaoh Francis, M. Todd Gallowglas, Lex Lingo, Kay Kenyon, Jay Lake, Stina Leicht, Morgue Anne, Amy Raby, Kat Richardson, Ken Scholes, Jack Skillingstead, GregRobin Smith, Jeff Sturgeon, Patrick Swenson

Learn the fundamentals of stage combat, fake punches, realistic deaths, et cetera.

Bill Gruner (M), Leith McCombs

Alif the Unseen. An action-filled excerpt from G. Willow Wilson’s 2012 novel, a New York Times notable book and Locus Award finalist. Rated PG

G. Willow Wilson (M)

Shadows of Asphodel. In her work as a mercenary for Austria-Hungary, Ardis has killed many men without hesitation. One more man shouldn’t matter, even if he manages to be a charming bastard while he stands dying in the snow. But when he raises the dead to fight for him, she realizes she must save his life. If a necromancer like Wendel dies, he will return as a monster–or so the rumors say. Rated PG

Karen Kincy (M)

There is a tradition in science fiction of rehabilitating fantasy creatures by washing them in science. But is any of it good science? Could vampires, werewolves, zombies, fairies or ghosts really exist? Let’s ask the experts.

Dame Ruth (M), Jim Kling, Dr. Misty Marshall

There’s a popular trend in fanfic to take characters and cross them over into completely different worlds and stories than they originally came from, with no connection whatsoever to their original location, time, or pursuits. What are the challenges of writing AUs that go beyond just a slight shift in environment or abilities? How does one keep iconic characters themselves regardless of setting or situation? Why are such wildly divergent crossovers and AUs so popular to read and write, and how can one make them believable and compelling?

Aibhinn (M), Chasing River, thatworldinverted

Do you love to write, but don’t get as much writing done as you’d like? Conquer your fears… and your rough draft.

Craig English (M), Erin Evans, Caren Gussoff, Frog Jones

Dwarf Fortress. Minecraft. While mainstream gaming continues to get closer to bridging the uncanny valley, there are more and more cult classic games popping up that turn away from graphics in favor of levels of playability that inspire freakishly loyal cults of players. Let’s talk about it.

Sar Surmick (M), Berry Sizemore

Our annual discussion of women in both the games industry, and gaming as a hobby.

Julie Haehn (M), Lillian Cohen-Moore, Angel Leigh McCoy, Gwen Yeh

Writers and other storytellers–what happens if your character tries to run in a hoopskirt? What can a lady really hide in her reticule (or bodice, or…)? Can the hero really tear a corset off? The answers to these and other questions from our panel of experts.

Julie Zetterberg (M), Tammie L Dupuis, Bethany Roullett, Anita Taylor

While some predicted the decline of hard SF in the 1960s and 1970s, it’s alive and thriving. What makes SF hard SF? Does it have to play 100% by known physical laws, or can it break them in some areas? Are all sciences open to hard SF, or are some a better fit than others? Come and join us for a lively discussion.

Jason Bourget (M), Elton Elliott, Russell Ervin, Nancy Kress, David D. Levine

Professional working artists in the 21st century are creating new career avenues to connect their work with new audiences. Join our panel of artists for a visual presentation and discussion.

John Picacio (M), Lee Moyer

P.G. Wodehouse may be considered the finest humorist of the 20th century. Author of 96 books, Wodehouse is best known for creating the characters Jeeves and Wooster (played by Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie in the BBC series). Many of Wodehouse’s stories and novels involve the English upper class. The young men of the upper class were often waiting upon an inheritance with not much to do otherwise. In the Wodehousian world they belong to the Drones Club (so like bees, males with no tasks), where they while away the hours chatting, drinking, playing toss-the-card-in-the-hat, and gambling. Modern Wodehouse fans have formed their own Drones Club. This panel of Drones will discuss the works of Pelham Graham Wodehouse.

Pierce Watters (M), Wolfgang Baur, Jeff Grubb, Michael Moorcock, Brooks Peck, Mike Selinker

Agatha H and the Voice of the Castle. The third Girl Genius novel. Rated G

Phil Foglio (M)

Youngsters will use boxes, paper, tape, and markers to build an amazing city. And then they dress up like Kaiju and destroy it!

Cheryl Dyson (M), Patrick McKinnion

All the Pretty Little Mermaids. Near-future feminist SF that recently appeared in Asimov’s. Some adult language and mild violence. Rated R

Cat Rambo (M)

The era of private spaceflight has arrived via companies like Virgin Galactic, Blue Origin, SpaceX and XCOR Aerospace. But is it safe? What happens when the first accident happens? And does the development of commercial aviation in the first half of the 20th century offer any reliable guidelines?

Alan Boyle (M), Arthur Bozlee, Dave Davis, Jon Rogers

This year we focus mainly on what we’ve seen, read, and heard that has made us proud of the work we’ve done to treat each other with more respect and decency than we did last year. What must be done to make next year’s media even better?

Caren Gussoff, Morgue Anne, Jamala N. Henderson

Many of the most commercially successful speculative novels are series. Authors talk about how (and whether) they planned to write a series. How do you avoid repetition while keeping the setting and characters consistent from book to book?

Kat Richardson (M), Carol Berg, Phoebe Kitanidis, Ken Scholes

Horror comics have been around for decades. What makes a great horror comic? Panelists will discuss the best horror comics they know, from golden oldies to the newest hotness on the market.

Jason V Brock (M)

Have you ever had a reading or viewing experience in the fantasy genre which was ruined by anachronisms and details that were just plain wrong? Where the writer just didn’t bother or know enough to get it right? The emphasis of this discussion will be on finding and placing accurate medieval/historical details into a fantasy setting so that it becomes real to the reader. How to make rich texture while avoiding clichés and faux pas.

Adrienne Carlson (M), Alan Andrist, William Elder, Michael Tinker Pearce

Shakespeare gave us an incredible catalogue of dramas and comedies that plumb the depth of the human condition. Over the years his plays have provided fertile ground for costumers to comment on Shakespeare’s characters and society. We look at various depictions on stage and screen, and share some of our favorite fashion interpretations of Shakespeare’s characters.

Cymbric Early-Smith (M), Carmen Beaudry, Jonna Hayden

The difference between Egyptian hieroglyphs and your most valuable computer files is that in twenty years people will still be able to read hieroglyphs. What can be done to make data last forever? Do we really want it to?

Victoria Whitlock (M), Matthew ‘Fish’ Dockrey, Sean Hagle, Michael Ormes

Robert Gould and John Picacio present a slideshow and Q&A highlighting artwork from the history of Michael Moorcock’s Elric of Melnibone.

John Picacio (M), Robert Gould, Michael Moorcock

Administrators and nominees for this year’s award discuss the PK Dick Award and the legacy of Philip K. Dick.

Gordon Van Gelder (M), Anne Charnock, Cassandra Clarke, Toh EnJoe, Jack Skillingstead, Masumi Washington

Have you ever wondered how people figure out what kind of musical instrument they want to play? Several of our pros have volunteered to bring their instruments and introduce them to people. This is a hands-on workshop. After the introduction of the instruments, participants will have the opportunity to try out various instruments, and to be given brief instructions on how to play them by their owners. This panel is aimed at teens and adults. Kids are welcome, but must be of an age and attitude appropriate to handle other peoples’ musical instruments!

Dara Korra’ti (M), John R. Gray III, Sunnie Larsen, Leith McCombs, GregRobin Smith

A Q&A session with Norwescon 37 Special Guest of Honor Seanan McGuire.

Lillian Cohen-Moore (M), Seanan McGuire

Original fiction. Rated R

Jay Lake (M)

Something new. Rated G

Tim McDaniel (M)

Is your young one ready to dive into the wonderful world of costuming? The children’s masquerade gives children under 13 the ability to show off their budding skills. Bring your miniature star to this meeting and fill out the required forms. A parent or guardian must be attendance. The children will be escorted in a group down to Grand 3 to strut their stuff at the very start of the Masquerade. Parents will be able to watch from reserved seating. All children planning to enter the children’s masquerade must meet here for staging.

Alan Bond (M), Ari Provencher, Dana Provencher

Games producers both large and small have a nearly inexhaustible need for playtesters. It can be very rewarding to help out, but how do you get started, and what is good playtesting and what isn’t?

Jeremy Holcomb (M), Christopher Bodan, David Fooden

We are used to thinking about people in binary terms, but reality is nowhere near that simple. Join our panelists as they discuss what we know – and do not know – about the biology of sex and gender.

Gregory Gadow (M), Sean Hagle, Annie Morton, Sar Surmick

Are you a fan of Welcome to Night Vale? What is it that makes this bimonthly podcast so darn entertaining and successful? What does Cecil look like? What is up with Desert Bluffs? Come to share your pet theories with our panelists and join in the squee about this Internet phenomenon.

Mickey Schulz (M), Keffy R. M. Kehrli, thatworldinverted, Berlynn Wohl

Members of The Broad Universe, a network of female writers, read short excerpts from current works. There will be chocolate.

Mae Empson (M), Jennifer Brozek, Marta Murvosh

What is intersectionality? Why is it so important in the struggle for social justice? Our panel gives a brief history of social justice movements and how they are (or should be) linked together in the struggle for equality for all.

Sheye Anne Blaze (M), Amber Clark, Maida ‘Mac’ Combs, Gwen Yeh

Will you take the agent query route, submit to publishers, or go indie? Learn the steps of every option.

M. Todd Gallowglas (M), Bradley P. Beaulieu, Anne Charnock, Susan DeFreitas, Andrea Howe, Patrick Swenson

Let’s make a movie! You were there for the previous parts, right, where we shot video like crazy? If not, now’s a great time to master time travelling! In this part, we show you a bit about editing, how we put all that crazy footage together and make it into a movie that we hope makes some kind of sense. If you bought a computer within the past two years, chances are you have more digital video editing power at your fingertips than has ever before been in the reach of ordinary people. Learn to use this power for good. Or evil. We don’t care! We only use it for fun. (Note – you don’t have to attend all the parts to enjoy the workshop, but attending all the parts gets you the best possible experience!)

Edward Martin III (M), Ryan K. Johnson, Eric Morgret, Brian D. Oberquell

Come watch, learn, and discuss how our professional artists draw the human figure.

Rob Carlos (M), Tammie L Dupuis, GregRobin Smith

Twelve Days. A simple love story set against the backdrop of Armageddon. Rated PG

Steven Barnes (M)

Something new! Rated PG

Spencer Ellsworth (M)

Evolution is the working model of how inherited traits change from generation to generation, producing variation and, eventually, new species. Our panelists will discuss what evolution is and isn’t, and why it is the best theory we have to explain natural diversity.

Annie Morton (M), Dame Ruth, Jim Kling, Dr. Misty Marshall

Cartoonists use simple representations of people to evoke specific character types and emotional reactions. How does this medium affect the representation of gender? Do different genres of comics show more or less gender fluidity? What comics are notable for breaking gender stereotypes, and how do the creators use their skills to do so?

Ashley Cook (M), Catherine Kyle, Mark Rahner

How close are we to a viable lunar base or colony? Does technology exist to keep people alive, healthy, and happy on the moon? How much will it cost, how long will it take, and how do I qualify to live off-world?

Dan Dubrick (M), Dana Andrews, Steve Gillett, Greg Hallock

Which historical or fantasy novels and films have gotten it right, and which have thrown aside reality on horsemanship and a horse’s capability? Join in with your favorite peeve!

Alan Paulsen (M), Major James Franklin (Ret.), Darragh Metzger

There’s more than talent to making a living as an artist. There’s health insurance, taxes, marketing, organization, selling yourself, and portfolios. Where do you find the time to do all that, and still make art?

Jean Carlos (M), Phil Foglio, John R. Gray III, Jeff Sturgeon, Jonna Hayden

How many negative things have you heard people say about fan fiction? “It’s just Mary Sue self-indulgence.” “Only women write it.” “It’s all smut.” “It’s breaking the law!” “It isn’t ‘real’ writing.” “People who write fanfic aren’t creative or talented enough to write ‘real’ books.” Our panelists will critically examine the various misconceptions about fan fiction, and explore the fascination that causes thousands to write it and thousands more to read it.

Keerawa (M), Aibhinn, Berlynn Wohl, Cassandra Clarke

Black Swan. A tale of Wall Street greed, dragons, and mild-mannered Shakespeare professor Harold Swan. Rated R

Craig English (M)

(Doors open at 7pm.) Come join our excited costumers as they showcase their hard work. Designers from all skill levels (youth, beginners, journeymen, and masters) will thrill you with the elegance and entropy of this year’s spectacular costumes.

Alan Bond (M), Dancin’ Dan, Julie Haehn, Lee Moyer, Jonnalyhn Wolfcat, Richard Stephens, Anima! X

No More Empires. Coming out in a new Origins anthology in 2014, this is a story of mistaken identities, divided loyalties, regret, redemption… and wolves. Rated PG

Gregory A. Wilson (M)

Graphene is so new, spell checkers don’t even recognize it… yet. What is it, and why is it going to change your life?

Kurt Cagle (M), Steve Gillett, Greg Hallock, David Nasset, Sr., G. David Nordley

Have you heard all about LARP games, but been too shy to ask about them? This panel is for you! Join our amazing panel of seasoned LARPers as they explain LARPing and share the different options out there.

Jeremy Holcomb (M), Fish

Geeks have a high likelihood of having been bullied in their lives. People who tell us to just get over it don’t seem to understand what exactly they’re asking us to “get over.” A lot of the time bullying isolates us, and makes us feel alone. You’re not alone. Come to talk about strategies for moving past the pain that have worked for others, or just share the burden.

Sar Surmick (M), Eva-Lise Carlstrom, Frog Jones, Jonny Nero Action Hero

Is the heroine’s journey different from the hero’s? How does gender affect plot and character development? Join us as we talk about how and why a strong female protagonist is not the same as a guy who looks good in a dress.

Nisi Shawl (M), Susan DeFreitas, Diana Pharaoh Francis, Karen Kincy, Stina Leicht, Cassandra Clarke

From targeting agents to tracking submissions to the nuts and bolts of writing a successful query letter, this panel is about the skills you’ll need to survive the slush.

Keffy R. M. Kehrli (M), Wolfgang Baur, Jennifer Brozek, Anne Charnock, Andrea Howe, Patrick Swenson

The original fully-armed and operational nerdcore battlestation is back, leading off the Saturday showcase with their verbal skill, comic timing, and undeniable charm. If that doesn’t get you salivating, you may want to consider sucking on a small pebble. I hear that helps.

MC-3PO (M), C0splay, Bill Beats

Jot down your ideas, complaints (onions), praise (roses), and suggestions regarding the convention, fandom, panels, events, online activities, or anything at all on anonymous cards. We will choose the cards randomly and discuss.

Patrick McKinnion (M)

The Resurrection Seduction. Rated R

Tod McCoy (M)

A new piece of fiction. Rated G

Kim Ritchie (M)

Yuri, Yaoi, Eros comics…whatever your pleasure, you can find it in comics. As erotic comics become more mainstream with webcomics like Chester 5000 and the recent Smut Peddler anthology, there is growing range of erotic comics that cater to women and the queer community as well. A look at the history of graphic erotica and what’s currently available. Adult content.

Ashley Cook (M), Catherine Kyle

You may be a straight, white, able-bodied person who means well, but somehow you just seem to keep putting your foot in it while trying to be supportive. What does it mean to be an ally to groups you don’t actually belong to? What can you do to help without silencing others or co-opting their message?

Sheye Anne Blaze (M), Nicole Dieker (Hello, The Future!), Keffy R. M. Kehrli, Gwen Yeh

It seems like every year there is a panel on 3-D printing. That’s because every year the tech of 3-D printing changes and improves, and the number of things that can be done grows. What can be done now? When can I get my own printer?

Jon Rogers (M), Jason V Brock, G. David Nordley

You completed Flirting 101, did the homework, and are ready for more advanced topics. Bi, poly, pan, no-labels, typicals, and aliens are all welcome to this advanced session. Certificates awarded to those who attended both workshops, completed homework, and took final exam.

Sonia Orin Lyris (M)

How to bring up adult content in a role-playing game without being a creep.

Mickey Schulz (M), Jason Andrew, Eric Cagle, Sar Surmick, Ogre Whiteside

Most horror movies have comedic moments in them. This both distracts from the horror and enhances it. Panelists will discuss the role of comedy in horror, how it is used, and how it affects the viewer.

Clinton J. Boomer (M), Jude-Marie Green, Lish McBride, Eric Morgret, Bryan Syme

Come throw (metaphorical) popcorn at the screen, groan, insult, and boo previews for movies you know will be bad, were bad when you first saw them, and have been awful every time you watch your special collectors’ edition Blu-Ray.

Fish (M)

Come check out our youth gaming space! All ages are welcome but this section is specifically aimed at and run by the younger part of our community. We’ve got great games going all weekend, run by our game masters and pros! Don’t forget to come sign up in advance. During this time block the Cascades is the only official all-ages gaming space.

Wil Wheaton’s favourite band; soon to be yours. This Portland cello and guitar or ukulele or occasionally keyboard cat duo write songs that are all at once snarky, geeky and sweet. They can also tell stories about Jonathan Coulton, but may choose not to. There’s no way to know.

The Doubleclicks (M)

The only place in the convention you are allowed to draw your lazer weapons. We have equipment for use. For those players who are under 18, you must have a parent or guardian present at the arena. Lazer Tag is a live action, NON-CONTACT sport.

Scott Perrin (M)

Come see the seedier side of gaming during our adults only block! Racier, more violent, and generally uncensored. We’ve got great games going all weekend, run by our game masters and pros. Don’t forget to sign up in advance! During this time block, the whole room is 21+. 

Reflected. An urban fantasy werewolf novel set in Seattle. PG

Rhiannon Held (M)

We’re all here to have a good time, right? Let’s make sure we’re ALL having a good time. Tips and tricks to avoid miscommunication and accidentally hurting someone.

Mickey Schulz (M), Eva-Lise Carlstrom, Burton Gamble, Ogre Whiteside

It’s been said that horror stories are today’s fairy tale. Panelists will discuss whether or not they agree and why. If they do, how are horror stories modern-day fairy tales? What is the moral of the story?

Jason Andrew (M), Jason Bourget, Jason V Brock, Tori Centanni, Lish McBride

The one, the only, the ukulele YouTube monster, she made you a CD but she eated it, she started at w00tstock before things got really out of hand, and she got to sing her song about wanting to have Stephen Fry’s babies to Stephen Fry himself at Harvard. She also has the unique ability to slam revolving doors. Seriously, you’ve got to hear this.

Molly Lewis (M), Betsy Tinney

“Pop Goes The World.” Join mc300baud as he teases Norwescon’s grooving masses with a mix of popular hits and convention favorites. From new wave to rave, disco to dubstep, and everything in between, he’ll hit the highlights of many music genres from the past four decades with a few surprises thrown in.

mc300baud (M)

Coquettrice. A horror story about a med student who decides to take matters into his own hands when he begins to suspect his girlfriend is cheating on him. From a collection of short stories coming in 2014. Rated R

Angel Leigh McCoy (M)

In the magic and compelling tale of The Janus Paradox, Glen and Alyse are twinned-souls who have found and accompanied each other through hundreds of lifetimes. Their kinship is now mysteriously frayed by a modern peril, and can only be mended by traveling 900 years into their shared past to rekindle and reforge a bond for all times. Rated PG

Cymbric Early-Smith (M)

So you know the basics of BDSM – maybe you’ve engaged in play or had a kinky relationship. Where do you go next? And what exactly is edge play, anyway? We’ll explain all that, and give suggestions on how to do the edgier things more safely and sanely. 18+ ONLY.

Ogre Whiteside (M), Mickey Schulz

Anything can be turned into an object of terror. A pen. A doll. A phone. Anything. Panelists will discuss what they do to turn a mundane thing into something to be feared. Challenge our panelists to scare you on the fly.

Morgue Anne (M), Jason Andrew, Jude-Marie Green

Come play to and play along with the most supportive musical peer group you’ll ever find. Bring an instrument or just your voice, or just come to listen – everyone is welcome!

Something new. Rated R

Clinton J. Boomer (M)

You have been summoned to the Fields of Evermore for an all-out battle. This movie follows three friends as they LARP their way through mayhem and fun to prove they are true Knights of Badassdom. This movie, starring Peter Dinklage, Steve Zahn, Summer Glau, Ryan Kwanten and Norwescon’s own Wotan, is Rated R.