Friday Schedule

Norwescon 37: Elegance and Entropy | April 17-20, 2014

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What follows is a listing of all events planned for Friday, April 18th. You can also download the Friday programming grid (57KB .pdf).

Schedules for the rest of the weekend are listed here, or jump directly to Thursday, Saturday, or Sunday.

We will be updating this list as major changes occur, until the convention opens. For the most up-to-date information, please use the fully interactive Guidebook app.

This list is current as of Apr. 16, 2014.

Scheduled Gaming
 
Maxi’s Ballroom
9am–8pm

Come on up to scheduled gaming at Maxi’s. We’ve got great games going all weekend, with our game masters and some pros! Don’t forget to sign up in advance! During this time block our whole room is all ages. 

Open Gaming
 
Rotunda 1&2
9am–2am

Drop in to the Rotunda and check out what’s happening! It’s always changing, so every trip is a mystery!

Board & Card Gaming
 
Salon
9am–8pm

Come on up and check out the dealer demos running this year in the Salon. Play before you buy, and buy at your gaming table. 

Reading: Ken Scholes
 
Cascade 1
10am–10:30am

Something new. Rated PG

Ken Scholes (M)

A Beta by Any Other Name…
 
Cascade 3&4
10am–11am

Pretty much everyone knows that a beta reader is invaluable to a writer, but what you might not realize is that sometimes you need more than one kind of beta! You may find you need a Brainstorming Beta to help you work through concept problems and writer’s block. You might want a SPaG Beta to help clean up your less than stellar technical skills. You should definitely look for a Cultural Beta if you’re writing about any other culture or race than the one you grew up with. Learn more about how these different types of betas can help you do your best work and how to find a beta that is right for you!

Aibhinn (M), Dame Ruth, thatworldinverted

Kids’ Kostuming
 
Cascade 5
10am–11am

Brainstorming the basics: Bring the kids for this basic primer – starting with two of the most basic costume patterns, the panel demonstrates how you can ‘rock-it’ for your kid – or yourself.

Melissa Quinn (M), Bethany Roullett, Victoria Shaffer

When Will Fusion Come Together?
 
Cascade 9
10am–11am

Unlimited energy from fusion has been ten years away for at least forty years. What’s the hold up? What advances have been made? Is it still going to be ten years away in another ten years?

James C. Glass (M), Russell Ervin, Steve Gillett, Dr. Kent Welter

Bringing an Asteroid to Earth: As Easy As It Seems?
 
Cascade 10
10am–11am

Several private industries want to bring an asteroid into earth orbit for exploitation. Is it is as easy as some say it will be? And is it worth doing? Will advances in nanotech render the exercise pointless?

Greg Hallock (M), Dan Dubrick, Elton Elliott, G. David Nordley, Catherine Plesko

Let’s Make a Movie: Plan It!
 
Cascade 12
10am–Noon

You were there for the previous parts, right? Quick! Time travel (or step into the flow now, if you like)! In part 3, we go over the plan, figure out the gear, work up a story, write the script, plan the shoot, and pretty much anything else we can think of. That’s right! From soup to nuts, we’re going to make an entire movie here at Norwescon. This is your chance to be a part of this unique workshop and learn how to make a movie on a budget so tiny calling it “tiny” makes people who are tiny feel insulted. The key to making a movie, of course, is good planning! (note – you don’t have to attend all the parts to enjoy the workshop, but attending all the parts gets you the best possible experience!)

Edward Martin III (M), Ryan K. Johnson, Eric Morgret, Brian D. Oberquell

Artist’s Jam
 
Cascade 13
10am–11am

Everyone participates in this extravaganza. Bring your questions for the professionals and materials with which to create art on the spot. Everyone paints, draws, sketches, and blabs about art.

Cymbric Early-Smith (M), Bryan Syme

Roman Legionary Gladius and Scutum Tactical Combat
 
Evergreen 3&4
10am–11am

Twenty participants, each equipped with a wooden gladius (sword), and a regulation scutum (shield) will learn and practice basic Roman legionary combat skills in a safe, supervised environment. Learn what it is like to stand in the Roman line. Instructors will provide training swords and shields, to be shared by groups of 20 participants.

Major James Franklin (Ret.) (M), Bill Gruner, A.M. Brosius, Norman K. Moss, GregRobin Smith

“Robert Gould Presents Myth, Media, and the Culture of Commerce”
 
Grand 3
10am–11am

Join Norwescon 37 Artist Guest of Honor Robert Gould as he discusses the visual artist in modern media and how creativity and imagination are expressed within a culture of commodity and commerce. What is the role of the artist? The role of the story in creating cultural and personal narratives? The role of the audience as a consumer? And what is the outcome when myth and commerce collide?

Robert Gould (M)

Follow the Leader: Astronaut Tour of Norwescon / Story Time
 
Olympic 1
10am–11am

Our little astronauts will be roped together and led by our astronaut guide into deep space (or around the convention) for a tour of the inner working of the con. Not feeling up to wandering around? Stay behind for story time!

Cheryl Dyson (M), Michaela Zielke

Reading: Michael Tinker Pearce and Linda Pearce
 
Cascade 1
10:30am–11am

Rage of Angels. The good news is We Are Not Alone. The bad news is we’re screwed.

Michael Tinker Pearce (M), Linda Pearce

Reading: Carol Berg
 
Cascade 1
11am–11:30am

Dust and Light. Rated G

Carol Berg (M)

What the Frak Is “Filk?”
 
Cascade 2
11am–Noon

The oldest form of geekmusic at sci-fi conventions is a branch-off from folk called “filk.” It has an intentionally open and deeply participatory culture, and isn’t just folk-derived, despite the origins. This panel is your introduction to fandom’s oldest tradition of participatory geekmusic. Come on out and play!

David Nasset (M), Sr., Heather Dale, Mickey “Meowse” Phoenix

Size Acceptance Is for Everybody
 
Cascade 3&4
11am–Noon

In one corner is the medical establishment and popular media with their obsession with thinness at any cost. In the other corner is the size-acceptance movement and its grass-roots rebellion against the diet industry. We’ll discuss the works of fat-positive authors, the origins of the BMI table, the definition of an epidemic, and why it isn’t any more polite to tell a small person to eat a sandwich than it is to tell a large person they’d be so attractive if only they lost a few pounds.

Jen K (M), Sheye Anne Blaze, Jude-Marie Green, Jonna Hayden, Mickey Schulz

Backyard Space Program
 
Cascade 5
11am–Noon

Ever want to launch your own rockets? Dream of seeing the world from the edge of space? The technology is out there today and at a surprisingly low cost. Our panel tells you how to get started.

Steve Gillett (M), Arthur Bozlee, Dave Davis, Catherine Plesko

Language Acquisition
 
Cascade 6
11am–Noon

Somewhere deep in our genome, we have an instinctive ability to speak: every human society has language, and every human infant learns how to use it in the same way. Our panelists will discuss the biology of language and how we acquire the seemingly unique gift of complex speech.

Eva-Lise Carlstrom (M), Kurt Cagle, Sean Hagle

Authors With Volume
 
Cascade 7&8
11am–Noon

Audiobooks, vlogs, and podcasts are extremely popular formats, but many authors don’t know where to start. Learn the tools and tricks by participating in a recorded podcast session.

Dean Wells (M), Chasing River, Gregory A. Wilson

The Best in Recent SF
 
Cascade 10
11am–Noon

People often talk about the classics of science fiction, but there’s also a lot of great SF being produced now. Some of them may even be looked back upon as classics at some point. Our panel discusses some of the best works of recent years, including ones the audience may have overlooked. We’ll also talk about how some of these recent works stand on the back of the giants that came before.

Duane Wilkins (M), Leslie Howle, Chris Nilsson

Norse Sword, Shield, & Spear Tactical Combat
 
Evergreen 3&4
11am–Noon

Hands-on demo. Participants, equipped with wooden swords, spears, and shields, will learn and practice basic Norse weapon combat skills in a safe, non-contact environment. What is it like standing in the shield wall? Instructors will provide training swords, shields, and spears to be shared by groups of 20 participants.

Bill Gruner (M), A.M. Brosius, Major James Franklin (Ret.), Norman K. Moss, Michael Ormes, GregRobin Smith

Anima! X Presents an A-Z of Costuming at Conventions
 
Grand 3
11am–Noon

Our Costuming Guest of Honor, Anima! X, presents some of her work.

Anima! X (M), Jonnalyhn Wolfcat

Fruit Basket (Sort of Like Musical Chairs)
 
Olympic 1
11am–Noon

Are your youngsters tired of sitting and want to run? Bring them to this panel and let them work off some of their energy in a fruit-filled game of action and excitement.

Camin Bradbury (M)

Reading: Caren Gussoff
 
Cascade 1
Noon–12:30pm

The Birthday Problem. Coming Summer 2014 from Pink Narcissus Press. Rated G

Caren Gussoff (M)

Minorities in Comics
 
Cascade 2
Noon–1pm

Have the big publishers become better at representing a wider range of characters? Are token minorities better than none at all? What are the strengths and weaknesses in the comics medium for representing a unique look at these issues? Our panelists will discuss how mainstream and indie comics handle minorities.

G. Willow Wilson (M), Charles “Zan” Christensen, Catherine Kyle

Cosplay Is Not Consent
 
Cascade 3&4
Noon–1pm

Cosplayers have become increasingly vocal about the abuse they endure from fans and media at conventions. From “news crews” for vlogs posing insulting and sexually aggressive questions, to being groped, having their bodies rudely commented on, the slut and size shaming, not to mention the constant cries of “Fake Nerd Girl!” What is a cosplayer to do? How you should act toward cosplayers, and why it isn’t ok to treat them poorly.

Morgue Anne (M), Jonnalyhn Wolfcat, Melissa Quinn, Torrey Stenmark, Victoria Whitlock, Anima! X

Space Opera: Past, Present, and Future
 
Cascade 5
Noon–1pm

What is the future of space opera as a genre? How does the “new” British space opera by authors such as Iain M. Banks, Alastair Reynolds, and Peter F. Hamilton differ from the older American space opera of Heinlein and Asimov to which it owes so much? What do recent examples of film and television space opera (such as Firefly or the Star Trek reboot) suggest about changing audience tastes? Are we really in the midst of a space opera renaissance?

Jason Bourget (M), Elton Elliott, Patrick Swenson, Duane Wilkins

Military Motifs in Fantasy
 
Cascade 6
Noon–1pm

Military fantasy is nothing new – it’s been around at least since the Iliad. But how do you do it realistically in modern fantasy? What sort of research do you need? And what sort of pitfalls do you run up against? Come join us for a lively discussion of all this, as well as opinions about who’s doing it well (and who’s not).

Jennifer Brozek (M), Russell Ervin, Brent Kellmer

Modern Folklore
 
Cascade 7&8
Noon–1pm

Pulp narrative has transformed Robin Hood into Batman and Romeo and Juliet into Twilight. What legends and narrative elements is today’s pop culture implanting for the distant future?

Fish (M), Camille Alexa, Sara Twitty, thatworldinverted

What’s New in Games This Year?
 
Cascade 9
Noon–1pm

Our panelists will discuss the new hot games and maybe a few that have slipped by widespread notice, as well as new trends in games and gaming.

Shannon from Seattle Geekly (M), Jeremy Holcomb, Ryan Macklin, Dylan S.

Maximizing Your Masquerade Rehearsal
 
Cascade 10
Noon–1pm

How to get the most out of your limited rehearsal time at the con. Our veteran competitors and masquerade directors talk about the do’s and don’ts for this extremely important preparation experience.

Anita Taylor (M), Bethany Roullett, Julie Zetterberg

Behind the Scenes at Kennedy Space Center
 
Cascade 12
Noon–1pm

In January, Hugo-winning SF writer David D. Levine was invited to attend the launch of the TDRS-L satellite from Kennedy Space Center in Florida. The launch event included visits to a launch pad under construction, the upper stories of the Vehicle Assembly Building, and the crawler-transporter, which are not open to the public, as well as press conferences with administrators, scientists, and astronauts. He took lots of pictures. Come see his slides and ask questions!

David D. Levine (M)

Indulge Your Inner Kindergartener
 
Cascade 13
Noon–1pm

Take time to get down to the arty basics. Fantasy- and science fiction-themed coloring pages, markers, and colored pencils will be provided. Actual kindergarteners also welcome.

Jeliza Patterson-McGuire (M), John R. Gray III

Sing Loud and Clear: Vocal Techniques for Filkers
 
Evergreen 1&2
Noon–1pm

Whether you’re a raw beginner, or you sang the lead in your high school musical, this workshop will take your singing to the next level. We will cover breath, vowel shaping, articulation, and all the nuts and bolts of singing technique, with a focus on projection and clarity without strain. You will also learn adaptations for singing in different parts of your range and different styles, as time permits. Bring your voice and note-taking materials, and be prepared to use both.

Leith McCombs (M)

One-on-One Combat for Writers
 
Evergreen 3&4
Noon–1pm

Writing a hand weapon combat scene. Two warriors armed with swords face each other. One moves, the other counters. So begins the combat scene, one of the most difficult of writing tasks. Now you can watch two fighters move thru the dance of combat, and write as they move. You can direct their moves in real time, while watching from different angles. Then share your description of the action with other participants and the fighters.

Norman K. Moss (M), Major James Franklin (Ret.), Bill Gruner, A.M. Brosius, Darragh Metzger, Michael Tinker Pearce, Ann Shilling, GregRobin Smith

Catherine Plesko Presents: The Impacts That Built the Solar System
 
Grand 3
Noon–1pm

Join Norwescon 37 Science Guest of Honor Catherine S. Plesko, Ph.D., for a presentation on debris clouds! Gravitational accretion! The collision of asteroids and comets with planets! MASSIVE COSMIC EXPLOSIONS! These astronomic impacts have played a role as the dominant geologic process in the solar system, and are some of the forces behind the evolution of life on our planet. Come learn about some of the discoveries that astronomers, astronauts, field geologists, and computational geophysicists like Dr. Plesko have made about impact events in our solar system, and the tools they use to make them.

Catherine Plesko (M)

Michael Moorcock Signing
 
Dealers’ Room, PM Press Table
12pm-1pm
Reading: PK Dick Nominee Cassandra Clarke
 
Cascade 1
12:30pm–1pm

A new work of fiction. Rated G

Cassandra Clarke (M)

The Constant Drone of Drones
 
Cascade 2
1pm–2pm

Come hear our panelists give an overview on drones, then focus in on where the tech is likely to lead, and what cool plot hooks it can provide.

Dave Davis (M), Richard Albritton, Timothy Monk

Bioforming
 
Cascade 3&4
1pm–2pm

We hear a lot in science fiction about terraforming, the process of altering a planet to support Terran life. But wouldn’t it be easier to alter Terran life to live in an alien environment?

Gregory Gadow (M), David Shoemaker, Dr. Ricky

Fantasy in Comics
 
Cascade 5
1pm–2pm

Comics have great potential for fantasy as a visual medium. Fantasy comics range from traditional fantasy like Prince Valiant to the more unique Bone, and reinterpretations like Fables and Conan. Here’s a look at some of the great work that has been done, what’s being published currently, from comics to graphic novels, and how fantasy comics have evolved over time.

Jeff Grubb (M), Clinton J. Boomer, Spencer Ellsworth, Duane Wilkins

Medicine and Healing in Medieval Times: Wounds & Trauma
 
Cascade 6
1pm–2pm

From cut fingers to arrow punctures to cut muscles, people have always had to treat wounds. Our ancestors were able to use some effective treatments as necessary. Gain some insight into how injured people were treated and survived.

Adrienne Carlson (M), Dame Ruth, Matt Hammond, Buzzy, Victoria Whitlock

Polyamory 101
 
Cascade 7&8
1pm–2pm

What is polyamory? Why would anyone want more than one partner? How does everyone interact so everyone’s needs are met and no one gets hurt? How do more conservative family members react to these plural relationships? Should you, shouldn’t you? What are the pros and cons?

Sar Surmick (M), Sheye Anne Blaze, Jeremy Holcomb, Sean Hagle

Podcasting 101
 
Cascade 9
1pm–2pm

What do you need to create a podcast? From barebones to podcasts with extravagant production values, there’s room for everyone out there with something to say. Come hear our podcasters talk about how they got started and how they do it.

Shannon from Seattle Geekly (M), Ryan Macklin, Chasing River, Ogre Whiteside

Your Career as a Hybrid Author
 
Cascade 10
1pm–2pm

More and more authors are adopting a hybrid model – that is, splitting their output between big presses, indies, and self-publishing. Come hear the varied benefits of this once unthinkable choice and ask yourself, is a hybrid life right for you?

Karen Kincy (M), Jason Andrew, Tod McCoy, Sara Stamey

The Art of John Picacio
 
Cascade 12
1pm–2pm

Hugo Award-winning artist (and Norwescon 35 Artist GoH) John Picacio presents a slideshow featuring the making of his recent SF/F artwork, followed by a Q&A.

John Picacio (M)

Seanan McGuire Reading
 
Evergreen 1&2
1pm–2pm

Our Special Guest of Honor reads from her work. What will she read? Audience choice!

Seanan McGuire (M)

Lazer Tag
 
Grand 2
1pm–3pm

Time to grab your tagger and come on down to play. Face your fellow players and our pro team. For those players who are under 18, you must have a parent or guardian present at the arena. Lazer Tag is a live action, NON-CONTACT sport.

Scott Perrin (M)

Baby Lounge & Quiet Hour
 
Olympic 1
1pm–2pm

Need a quiet place where you can release your babies from confinement and let them socialize while you relax? Drop in for an hour and let your little ones roam free in the room.

Monster Mash for Mature Mad Scientists
 
Cascade 13
1:30pm–3:30pm

Don your best mad scientist outfit and come create marvelous monsters and creative chimera! We will take cute fluffy stuffed animals and hack them into pieces only to reassemble them in wholly unnatural ways. WARNING! Not for the easily distressed, or children! We will be working with scissors and needles and as such only mature mad scientists will be allowed to participate. The only skills required are rudimentary sewing skills (plush is very forgiving) and a sick sense of humor. There will be a $5 materials fee per participant to cover the cost of DNA splitters, splicers, and experimental specimens.

Mimi Noyes (M), Roberta Gregory

Reading: Nancy Kress
 
Cascade 1
2pm–2:30pm

A new piece of fiction. Rated G

Nancy Kress (M)

House Rules
 
Cascade 2
2pm–3pm

House rules for card and board games are not new. These are the rules that you have come up with as a close knit group of gamers. Come hear the best and worst of the panelists’ house rules from their favorite games.

Clinton J. Boomer (M), Eric Cagle, Julie Haehn, Dylan S.

Designing Believable Planets
 
Cascade 3&4
2pm–3pm

A worldbuilding panel on world-creation. Can planets only form along with stars? Are there planet types other than terrestrial and gas giants?

Steve Gillett (M)

Consistent Magic Systems
 
Cascade 5
2pm–3pm

Allomancy, runes, true names, blood magic… creating a coherent magical system isn’t easy. What are some good sources to pull from for your magic system? How do you make it believable and consistent? Join us as we discuss all that and talk about examples where it’s been done well.

Brenda Carre (M), Bradley P. Beaulieu, Brent Kellmer

What’s to Eat?
 
Cascade 6
2pm–3pm

Local, seasonal, organic; people in the middle ages had no choice but to eat this way. What kinds of strategies did they use to make it through the long, cold winter? What were their favorite entrees & desserts? How were their menus different from ours? Samples will be shared by the panelists.

Adrienne Carlson (M), Major James Franklin (Ret.), Bill Gruner, Ogre Whiteside

Poly Parenting
 
Cascade 7&8
2pm–3pm

And you thought blending households and finances was complicated. What happens when children come into the mix? How do you cope with three or more parenting styles under the same roof? How do you explain things at school? Can you legally protect your rights as a non-biological parent? And what happens if the ex uses your relationship as grounds in a custody battle? Our panel of polyamorous parents may be able to point you in the right direction.

Jeliza Patterson-McGuire (M), Sheye Anne Blaze, Eva-Lise Carlstrom, Amber Clark

When Will AI Be Real?
 
Cascade 9
2pm–3pm

Does “artificial intelligence” mean “artificial sentience”? What will AI look like in the future? Will it be Skynet, or Siri on steroids? Come help our panelists shed light on the subject, or at least make interesting shadows.

Michael Ormes (M), Jason V Brock, Matthew ‘Fish’ Dockrey, Sean Hagle

Faith in Speculative Fiction
 
Cascade 10
2pm–3pm

Faith is an area that is often overlooked in world-building and character motivation in speculative fiction, in spite of the impact that it has had, and continues to have (for good and bad), in our world. How does faith affect the setting and formation of a fictional world? How has faith been used well (or badly) in our genres?

Lillian Cohen-Moore (M), Stina Leicht, Ken Scholes, Dean Wells, G. Willow Wilson

The Art of Lee Moyer
 
Cascade 12
2pm–3pm

Chesley award winning artist (and Norwescon 36 Artist Guest of Honor) Lee Moyer presents a slideshow showcasing his recent work, followed by a Q&A.

Lee Moyer (M)

Interview: 47North
 
Evergreen 1&2
2pm–3pm

A Q&A session with David Pomerico of our Norwescon 37 Spotlight Publisher, 47North. Moderated by Jamala N. Henderson of KUOW fame.

Jamala N. Henderson (M), David Pomerico

Elegance and Entropy – Delicate Desiccation – Fashion Show and Tell
 
Evergreen 3&4
2pm–3pm

Only the most well-dressed zombies and ghosts will appear in our fashion show, showcasing various historical epochs from when these dead fashionistas were interred.

Richard Stephens (M), Tammie L Dupuis, Vicki Glover, Bethany Roullett

Magic Show with Whifflesnort the Wizard
 
Olympic 1
2pm–3pm

Professor Ezekial T. Whifflesnort, BSW (Big Shot Wizard), will perform demonstrations of the magical arts, and will teach at least one trick to all who attend. With his skills of mirth, magic, flash, and fafoooom, Whifflesnort the Wizard enchants audiences of all ages and shoe sizes.

Whifflesnort the Wizard (M), Sharon Kingsford

Single Pattern Contest Judging
 
Rainier
2pm–3pm

Bring your single pattern contest entries to be judged. You do not need to have your entry judged to display your entry, or to participate in the single pattern contest fashion show. Judging session is open to entrants only.

SunnyJim Morgan (M), Kimberly Agbayani, Don Glover, Scott Douwes

Reading: Christopher Bodan
 
Cascade 1
2:30pm–3pm

A piece to be determined. Rated PG

Christopher Bodan (M)

Life, Everlasting
 
Cascade 2
3pm–4pm

Is an end to human senescence in our grasp? Our panelists will discuss the biological and sociological issues of extending human life indefinitely.

Dr. Misty Marshall (M), G. David Nordley, David Shoemaker, Dr. Ricky

Fanfic 101
 
Cascade 3&4
3pm–4pm

Have you always wanted to write fanfiction, but just don’t know where to start? Do you have some great ideas but don’t know how to flesh them out? This panel will help new fanfic writers get past some of their fears about writing by tackling the basics: finding inspiration, plot development, creating compelling characters, and showing rather than telling your audience your story. We will also talk about issues that are specific to fanfic writers. How do you determine where to post your work? How do you write a summary that will catch people’s attention? Why is it important to properly tag, rate, and trigger warn your fic? Let us help you break through your fears and start writing stories!

keerawa (M), Aibhinn, Chasing River, thatworldinverted

Comics and Cultural Appropriation
 
Cascade 5
3pm–4pm

How accurate are comics at portraying different cultures? Does the medium limit or enhance an artist’s or writer’s ability to genuinely show other races and cultures? Our panelists will discuss how comics such as Habibi and Scalped represent other cultures, and how comics can pay homage to other cultures without marginalizing them.

Clinton J. Boomer, Spencer Ellsworth, G. Willow Wilson

You and Me (But Mostly Me)
 
Cascade 6
3pm–4pm

Working with a developmental editor can be a dream come true or a nightmare. Learn the ins and outs of collaborative storytelling, and hold onto your vision while (gasp) sharing creative control.

Sara Stamey (M), Frog Jones, Janna Silverstein

Pumpkin Seeds, Dead Insects, and Other Unusual Embellishments
 
Cascade 7&8
3pm–4pm

NOOOOO, don’t throw that away – you can put it on a costume!!! Just when you thought there was a limit to what you could use to embellish a costume! Join the fun and creativity.

Julie Zetterberg (M), Vicki Glover, Katrina Marier, Anima! X

The New Nuclear Reactors
 
Cascade 9
3pm–4pm

Advances in science have improved the art of turning matter into energy, and engineering is working to catch up. Join our panelists to discuss what can be done with nuclear energy, and what is likely.

Mike Brennan (M), Russell Ervin, Greg Hallock, David Nasset, Sr., Dr. Kent Welter

Feminism in Fandom
 
Cascade 10
3pm–4pm

The face of feminism has changed over the decades, from the suffrage struggles of the first wave, the women’s liberation movement of the second wave, and the intersectionality of the third wave. Women are well-represented in local fandom, but a lot of fan media is still a boys’ club. And then there are the comic book heroines with their improbable poses and battle lingerie… What does all this say about the future of feminism? And how do we inspire the next generation of girls to love the same genres we do?

Seanan McGuire (M), Catherine Kyle, Morgue Anne, Mickey Schulz, Victoria Whitlock

Science Fiction & Fantasy Themes in Metal Music
 
Cascade 12
3pm–4pm

Do you fondly remember the first time you heard Black Sabbath’s “Iron Man” or Blue Oyster Cult’s “Godzilla”? Do you love GWAR just because they claim to be from outer space? Have you mocked black metal bands for their misuse of Orcish? If so, join us for a discussion of the use of science fiction and fantasy themes within the metal genre. Whether your interest in metal is recent or long-lived, occasional or die-hard, there’s something for every lover of the fantastic and loud!

Lucas Johnson

Interview: Robert Gould
 
Evergreen 1&2
3pm–4pm

A Q&A session with Norwescon 37 Artist Guest of Honor Robert Gould.

Robert Gould (M), Marta Murvosh

Art Show Tour with Lee Moyer
 
Grand 1
3pm–4pm

Lee Moyer talks in depth about his work in the show and shares his thoughts about selected other works as well. Come enjoy an artist’s perspective on the art show!

Lee Moyer (M)

Concert: The Heather Dale Band
 
Grand 3
3pm–5pm

All the way from Toronto, the Heather Dale Band’s Modern Celtic About World Legends show made them a lot of fans at their first Norwescon appearance three years ago; come out for their amazing return at the Friday Afternoon Big Show!

Heather Dale (M), Ben Deschamps, Betsy Tinney

Reading: Renee Stern
 
Cascade 1
3:30pm–4pm

“Hannelore and Her Sisters.” The shattering of the Iron Curtain unleashes something old and long hidden – a new short story. Rated PG

Renee Stern (M)

Fannish Jewelry Making for Kids
 
Olympic 1
3:30pm–5pm

Teens will demonstrate to younger kids how to make bracelets from beads and string.

Michaela Zielke (M), Cheryl Dyson

Reading: S. A. Bolich
 
Cascade 1
4pm–4:30pm

The Mask of God. Fate is the mistress of mortal destinies but not of her own. Worse, she is married to the lord of chaos, whose itch to roll his magical dice across the paths of humans tends to upset her best-laid plans. The young man she has chosen to be her tool to bring about the future she desires is, em, stubborn, to say the least, and Alarion Aravon does not even believe in her. But he is about to, because if he doesn’t find a way to break free of her web, everything he loves – everything he is – will change past knowing. Rated G

S. A. Bolich (M)

Wasted Moments in Film and Television
 
Cascade 2
4pm–5pm

What happened to the great “I am your father” moments? Are there no good reveals left, or has the audience just gone cold?

Shannon from Seattle Geekly (M), MC-3PO of DeathStar, C0splay of DeathStar, Fish

Regal Tastes and Royal Influence
 
Cascade 3&4
4pm–5pm

For centuries the force of fashion has come from the crown, as the King or Queen goes, so goes the country. We look back at some of the great royal fashion innovators: Kings, Queens, Emperors, and Czars who made a lasting impact on not only their subjects’ clothing, but often that of people far around the globe.

Tammie L. Dupuis (M), Jonna Hayden, Julie Zetterberg

Antiheroes and Rogues
 
Cascade 5
4pm–5pm

From Elric to Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser to the Gentleman Bastards, antiheroes and rogues are everywhere. Our Writer GOH, Michael Moorcock, practically invented the antihero in fantasy, and rogues have been around since the early days of the genre. But why do we love them? Do they fulfill some deep psychological need in us when we “aim to misbehave”? Let’s talk about our favorites and muse about which ones show promise in current fantasy.

Stina Leicht (M), Bradley P. Beaulieu

Bullies Suck: Raising Compassionate Children
 
Cascade 6
4pm–5pm

Consider the case of ten-year-old Jasmine McClain and the scores of other children who have ended their own lives rather than endure another taunt from a bully. Even one life lost is too many. How can we raise our kids to be kind? How do we explain terms like sexual identity, gender dysphoria, racism, misogyny, and oppression in terms young children can understand? How do we discuss it with older children without being condescending? And when the timeworn strategy of “ignore bullies and they’ll stop” doesn’t work, how do we help keep them from being the next victim?

Sar Surmick (M), Maida ‘Mac’ Combs, Chris Nilsson, Mickey “Meowse” Phoenix

Writing Short Fiction
 
Cascade 7&8
4pm–5pm

Congratulations! You’ve built your world, plotted your arcs, and managed your POV. Your characters are ready to spring into life, armed with daunting goals and dialogue so sharp it will slice through the very pages upon which it’s to be written. Now all you need to do is cram all of that into 7,500 words or less. Discuss with writers how the essential elements of Story can be crafted into works of limited length.

Ken Scholes (M), Camille Alexa, Keffy R. M. Kehrli, Tim McDaniel

Giving Good Alien
 
Cascade 9
4pm–5pm

It’s pretty darn hard to write about a life form completely outside of our experience. No matter how good an SF story is, if you come across an alien that’s either `just a guy in a suit’ or too far from our current understanding of the laws of physics, it can throw you out of the story. So what does it take to create a believable alien?

Nancy Kress, David D. Levine, Dean Wells

Women in Horror
 
Cascade 10
4pm–5pm

Women are reclaiming their place in pop culture, and horror is no exception. With Women in Horror Recognition month getting bigger each year, what is it about the genre that leads itself to strong, capable women? Are these characters powerful role models, or just bimbos covered in blood? From Linea Quigley to Shannon Lark, join us as we discuss the role of women in horror, how it became a movement, and why you should care.

Jennifer Brozek (M), Katie Cord, Mae Empson, Angel Leigh McCoy

Wings Into Space
 
Cascade 12
4pm–5pm

Classical science fiction has spacecraft that take off vertically and land vertically under rocket power. But is that really the best way to do things? Four real life spaceships made use of wings for at least part of their flight profile. Let’s look at the past to see how they did the trick and what we can learn about real spacecraft operations.

Dana Andrews (M), Arthur Bozlee, Dave Davis, Jon Rogers

Paint and Take
 
Cascade 13
4pm–5pm

Come paint a miniature with our painting experts and take it home with you. Paints and minis will be provided, as well as instruction and tips for beginners and seasoned hobbyists alike.

Dylan S. (M), Julie Haehn

“Geek, Geek, Don’t Tell Me!”
 
Evergreen 3&4
4pm–5pm

If you enjoy NPR’s weekly quiz show “Wait, Wait… Don’t Tell Me!” you’ll enjoy our humorous SF/F version of this popular show. We’ll test audience members’ knowledge against a panel of pro artists, authors, and film critics in the field as former coworkers Les Howle and Brooks Peck, current Science Fiction Museum curator, display images from books, films, comics, and art from the 1940′s till now. Our panel of pros will give answers and our audience participants will bet on whether they are right or wrong. Chocolate to the winners!

Brooks Peck (M), Caren Gussoff, Leslie Howle, John Picacio, Cat Rambo

Reading: Kat Richardson
 
Cascade 1
4:30pm–5pm

Revenant. In the upcoming ninth Greywalker novel, Harper Blaine travels to Portugal to rescue a kidnapped child, take on some ancient sorcerers, and put a stop to their evil plot. Also, a dragon. Rated PG

Kat Richardson (M)

Reading: Patrick Swenson
 
Cascade 1
5pm–5:30pm

A new piece of fiction. Rated G

Patrick Swenson (M)

Lies My Writing Teacher Told Me
 
Cascade 2
5pm–6pm

Much of what we think we know about publishing is wrong–or rather, it’s not true anymore. This panel aims to dispel common myths and radically update everyone’s understanding of etiquette, norms, and plausible paths to success in this fast-changing industry.

Dean Wells (M), Susan DeFreitas, Spencer Ellsworth, Diana Pharaoh Francis

Guilty Pleasures
 
Cascade 3&4
5pm–6pm

Media we hate to admit that we love and the private battles we face when it becomes acceptable to “like” them openly.

Chris Nilsson (M), Camille Alexa, Maida ‘Mac’ Combs, Berlynn Wohl

Imperial Heaven; The Elegant Clothing of China and Japan
 
Cascade 5
5pm–6pm

The Chinese and Japanese cultures created intricate and elegant clothing throughout most of their history – from flowing silk and brocades, to painted fabrics and liberal use of pearls and other beads, the clothing of China and Japan offers incredible opportunities to stretch your costuming to new heights.

Deborah Strub (M), Carmen Beaudry, Tammie L. Dupuis, Melissa Quinn

Creature Feature: Monsters of Urban Fantasy
 
Cascade 6
5pm–6pm

Werewolves, vampires, and trolls, oh my! We all have favorites among the vast number of creatures that inhabit urban fantasy alongside humans. What are they – and why? Do the fantasy archetypes (vampire, werewolf, fairy, and so on) give us a shortcut to understanding a particular character and their motivation? How do authors use these creatures as metaphors for our own personalities and desires?

Kat Richardson (M), Ann Gimpel, Rhiannon Held

Tabletop RPG Design: Game Design Workshop
 
Cascade 7&8
5pm–6pm

Are you designing, or thinking about designing a tabletop RPG? Are you stuck? Unclear how to begin? Need feedback? Let our panelists help you through the design process.

Ogre Whiteside (M), Erik Scott de Bie, Sage LaTorra, Ryan Macklin

The Molecules of Life
 
Cascade 9
5pm–6pm

DNA and RNA form the basis of all known life on Earth. What are these amazing molecules and how do they work? What are the chances that alien life would also use them, and what else might serve as a genetic blueprint?

Dr. Ricky (M), Dame Ruth, Jim Kling, Dr. Misty Marshall

Mapping and Fiction Writing
 
Cascade 10
5pm–6pm

Having a working knowledge of geography and mapmaking assists greatly in world-building. Coming up with the name for a place often gives a strong sense of the culture and the history of that place. Cultures and powers who controlled the maps were able to control the world; the structures of religion, politics and finance.

Brenda Carre (M), Kevin Radthorne, David R. Silas, Renee Stern, Jim Fiscus

Missing Worlds Media Presents: City of Titans
 
Cascade 12
5pm–6pm

Your chance to meet a group of gamers who fought the destruction of their world by making a brand new one of their own. Find out about the triumphs, tragedies, and bumps in the road involved in getting an effort like this under way. Kickstarting is one thing, but before and after is a different story.

Nate Downes (M), Tonja Davis

Figure Drawing Workshop: Models in Costume
 
Cascade 13
5pm–6pm

Models in costume will do a variety of short and medium length poses (3 to 10 minutes). Everyone is welcome to come and sketch or paint. Please bring your own drawing and painting supplies. This is an excellent follow-up panel to the Figure Drawing Workshop.

Rob Carlos (M), Victoria Shaffer, Richard Stephens, Anita Taylor, Sara Twitty, Torrey Stenmark

Art Show Tour with Bryan Syme
 
Grand 1
5pm–6pm

Bryan Syme talks in depth about his work in the show and shares his thoughts about selected other works as well. Come enjoy an artist’s perspective on the art show!

Bryan Syme (M)

KidsFilk!
 
Olympic 1
5pm–6pm

Introductory participatory geekmusic – filk singing! – For kids and young adults.

Mickey “Meowse” Phoenix (M), David Nasset, Sr., Wednesday (Nessie) Phoenix

Reading: Sara Stamey
 
Cascade 1
5:30pm–6pm

The Ariadne Connection. In the near future, a geomagnetic reversal and a new leprosy epidemic contribute to worldwide environmental and political crises. Rumors of “Saint Ariadne” — a miracle healer — arise in the Mediterranean. Pursued by violent factions out to seize her “secret cure,” Ariadne turns for help to a jaded American smuggler, and the race for answers is on. Will science, or ancient lore, explain the cures? Rated PG

Sara Stamey (M)

Reading: Frog Jones
 
Cascade 1
6pm–6:30pm

The Gift of Grace. This is a modern Fantasy novel published by Sky Warrior Books. Rated G

Frog Jones (M)

The New Big Two
 
Cascade 2
6pm–7pm

How has DC’s treatment of creators affected their business and fans? What does Disney have in store for Marvel comics? Hear our panelists discuss upcoming news on the biggest publishers in American comics.

Ashley Cook (M), Spencer Ellsworth

Blinded by Pseudoscience
 
Cascade 3&4
6pm–7pm

From miraculous cures being suppressed by Big Pharma to proof that the earth is actually flat, charlatans and con men have been pushing nonsense for centuries in the hope of parting the credulous from their cash. Join our panelists as they discuss pseudoscience, its impact on society and how you can tell good science from bad.

Janet Freeman-Daily (M), Dame Ruth, Matt Hammond, Annie Morton, Dr. Misty Marshall

The Golden Age of Science Fiction
 
Cascade 5
6pm–7pm

Return to yesteryear and rediscover the charm and grace of “classic” looks of science fiction – from the Saturday morning serials of Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers to classic sci fi films of the 50s like Forbidden Planet and This Island Earth. The diaphanous gowns! The Manly Uniforms! We review these vintage looks and how they have been reinterpreted today and why they still hold appeal for fans and costume designers.

Richard Stephens (M), Jonnalyhn Wolfcat, Bethany Roullett, Deborah Strub

Horror Influences and Inspirations
 
Cascade 6
6pm–7pm

Everything from books to film to music inspires creators to great acts of fictional horror. Panelists will discuss their favorite horror inspirations as well as what they are influenced by and why.

Clinton J. Boomer (M), Katie Cord, Jude-Marie Green, Morgue Anne

What Do Readers Want?
 
Cascade 7&8
6pm–7pm

What’s the best way to reach out to your readers online? How do you price an ebook? What tropes are readers sick to death of, and what kinds of stories do they crave but never get to read? Writers, ask your questions directly. Readers, tell us what makes you happy.

Karen Kincy (M), Paul Byers, Susan DeFreitas

Military SF Revisited
 
Cascade 9
6pm–7pm

Military SF is a popular genre with a strong fan base, but some accuse it of simply glorifying conflict. Does it? How do you differentiate the good military SF from the bad? Is there a responsible way to present science fiction warfare, and what can it tell us about warfare in the real world? Why is military conflict such an enduring concept in SF? A look at the best – and the worst – of military SF.

Mike Brennan (M), S. A. Bolich, Jennifer Brozek, Russell Ervin, Brent Kellmer, Jim Fiscus

Creative Insults
 
Cascade 10
6pm–7pm

Fantasy stories often use insults from today’s culture instead of dreaming up new and inventive ways to cast scorn upon others. Our panelists will discuss a variety of new insults for general use in fantasy societies. Audience participation is definitely invited. Anyone who doesn’t show up is a _________ full of _________ ! (You fill in the blanks…)

Sean Hagle (M), Erin Evans, Diana Pharaoh Francis, M. Todd Gallowglas, Frances Pauli

Doctor Who at 50: Review and Preview
 
Cascade 12
6pm–8pm

Did you catch all that happened during The Doctor’s 50th year celebration? No? Well, stop by this panel and catch up on what you missed. Also, get set for all the upcoming news in the Who-niverse, brought to you by Dancin’ Dan.

Dan Murphy (M), Wendy Murphy

Masquerade Pre-Meeting
 
Cascade 13
6pm–7pm

To enter the Masquerade you MUST attend either of the two pre-Masquerade meetings. You will receive the important information that you need to know to compete. This year we are asking for everyone’s music by the end of this panel, even if you can’t stay for the panel. If you haven’t already gotten your Masquerade forms at the information table, you can get them here. Please turn in your completed entry forms by the end of this panel. If you have questions about entering, or aren’t sure you want to, stop by and we will help you get the answers to your questions!

Alan Bond (M)

Loteria!
 
Evergreen 3&4
6pm–7pm

John Picacio introduces Norwescon to the classic Mexican game of chance called Loteria (AKA Mexican bingo). Play, win, and score cool SF/F prizes!

John Picacio (M)

Reading: Sonia Orin Lyris
 
Cascade 1
6:30pm–7pm

To be determined. Rated PG

Sonia Orin Lyris (M)

Fanon and Cross-Fandom Phenomena
 
Cascade 2
7pm–8pm

Thanks to your fellow fans, you are probably aware that Anderson loves dinosaurs, Cecil has eldritch tattoos, and Odin is arranging a marriage between Thor and Loki for diplomatic purposes. You may have some ideas yourself about who’s an Omega, who’s a fawn, and who has wings. Join our panelists as they discuss their favorite fanon and its origins.

Berlynn Wohl (M), Dame Ruth, thatworldinverted, Torrey Stenmark

Ice, Ice Baby
 
Cascade 3&4
7pm–8pm

The Snow Queen is one of the iconic, great Jungian masquerade archetypes that many costumers have wrestled with. We look at various interpretations of snow, ice, and the fierce Snow Queen.

Jonnalyhn Wolfcat (M), Tammie L. Dupuis, Bethany Roullett, Julie Zetterberg

Transphobia: A Panel for Allies of Transgender Folk
 
Cascade 5
7pm–8pm

An entry-level discussion on some of the facets of transgender identities. We’ll discuss terminology, pronoun usage, whether there’s a difference between sex and gender, and when it’s best to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Suggested pre-panel Googling: Not Your Mother’s Trans 101, Gender Binary, and Silencing Tactics.

Amber Clark, keerawa, Keffy R. M. Kehrli

Sidestepping Einstein
 
Cascade 6
7pm–8pm

Faster than light travel is a staple of much of science fiction, yet it’s not even possible according to our current understanding of physics. Nevertheless, time and again SF writers have invented their own ways around Einstein – the Alderson drive, Alcubierre warp bubbles, jump drives. . . What are some of the best realized FTL drives in SF? The worst? What if we never go faster than light? Come explore the possibilities with us.

David Nasset (M), Sr., Dana Andrews, Kurt Cagle, Elton Elliott, Steve Gillett

The Enduring Legacy of Lovecraft
 
Cascade 7&8
7pm–8pm

It’s been over a century since the Lovecraft universe was introduced to the world and it is still going strong with new books, movies, podcasts, and films. Panelists will discuss why the legacy of Lovecraft is still alive and well today.

Jason V. Brock (M), Jason Andrew, Jason Bourget, Mae Empson, Nisi Shawl

Character Arc, Plot Arc — Story!
 
Cascade 9
7pm–8pm

Knowing how your plot and characters change as the tale moves forward helps a writer to craft more powerful stories. What makes a great character arc, and how can you make your character’s internal change more compelling? What makes a great plot arc and how can you intertwine your plot with your character?

Carol Berg (M), Ann Gimpel, Randy Henderson, Kay Kenyon

Hardware/Software
 
Cascade 10
7pm–8pm

Which is more important, hardware or software? We don’t really expect an answer, but it should be fun to watch people argue about it.

Chris Nilsson (M), Sean Hagle, Mickey “Meowse” Phoenix, Jon Rogers, David Shoemaker

Dueling Easels
 
Cascade 13
7pm–8pm

After hearing a short passage, two artists compete to come up with a cover for the story, and the audience gets to cheer them on.

John R. Gray III (M), Bryan Syme

Concert: Hello, The Future!
 
Evergreen 1&2
7pm–8pm

Nicole liked Norwescon so much she moved here! No, to Seattle, not Norwescon, c’mon. She’s a geek-folk musician, she’s the only person in her band (but she’s also all you need), she made her own Giant Robot Album, she’s mad at PayPal (like us all), and(!) she leads off our Filkfest Friday evening concert block.

Nicole Dieker (Hello (M), The Future!)

Philip K. Dick Award Ceremony and Reception
 
Grand 2
7pm–8pm

The Philip K. Dick Award is given annually for the best original paperback novel published in the USA. Come join us for a little music, some refreshments, and the 2013 Philip K. Dick Award presentation with readings from attending nominees.

William Sadorus (M), Anne Charnock, Cassandra Clarke, Toh EnJoe, Nick Mamatas, Jack Skillingstead, Masumi Washington,

How to Get Your Book Into Readers’ Hands
 
Cascade 2
8pm–9pm

These days anyone can click and publish, but how do you ensure those books are found by the readers who would most love them? Welcome to the art and science of discoverability. Pros who’ve been there and done that will share their winning (and not-so-winning) strategies for garnering buzz, reviews, sales, and fans.

Marta Murvosh (M), Charles “Zan” Christensen, Esther Jones, Karen Kincy

Houppelande Hoopla
 
Cascade 3&4
8pm–9pm

The Houppelande craze that swept Europe in the 15th century was a fashion high mark for both men and women, though it drove church fathers crazy with its androgynous silhouette and ostentatious use of fabric, especially in the full sleeves with elaborate hemlines.

Deborah Strub (M), Cymbric Early-Smith, Richard Stephens

The Gods in Our Fantasy Fiction
 
Cascade 5
8pm–9pm

From Kwll or Arioch in Michael Moorcock’s work to Anoia, Blind Io, and Offler in Terry Pratchett’s (not to mention everything in between), gods roam the worlds of our fantasy fiction. When building a religion for your world, how do you make it balanced and plausible without riffing off of existing religions? How will myth and religion impact your plot and motivate your characters? Why should there be several types of belief systems on a world? How present should the gods really be?

Christopher Bodan (M), Bradley P. Beaulieu, Jeff Grubb, Brent Kellmer, Kim Ritchie

Filing Off the Serial Numbers
 
Cascade 6
8pm–9pm

So you’ve written a great story and everyone tells you that it’s brilliant and you should publish it, only there’s one small problem – it’s a piece of fanfiction based on preexisting characters or world settings. What are your options if you decide you want to go ahead and try to publish your work? Do you “file off the serial numbers”? Do you take a risk and check out Kindle Worlds, or is there a way to take the core ideas in your story and transform them into something that is truly original and yours?

Cheryl Dyson (M), Jason Andrew, Aibhinn

Liking Problematic Things
 
Cascade 7&8
8pm–9pm

You take the red pill and suddenly it seems like all the media you loved before is betraying you with its inherent sexism, racism and ableism. How do you still enjoy media once you’ve become aware of everything that’s wrong with it? Our panelists have been through it and have some tips for you.

Maida ‘Mac’ Combs (M), Keffy R. M. Kehrli, Catherine Kyle, Fish, Jamala N. Henderson

Why Is Meta-Horror Important?
 
Cascade 9
8pm–9pm

The meta-horror movie is a popular genre, with films like Cabin in the Woods, Scream, and Shadow of the Vampire. Panelists will discuss why this type of film is important to the horror genre and how meta-horror influences the horror genre in general.

Amber Clark (M), Clinton J. Boomer, Jason V. Brock, Jude-Marie Green, Eric Morgret

Medieval Women: Their Power and Accomplishments
 
Cascade 10
8pm–9pm

We have heard of Godiva, Eleanor, and Joan, but were these the only women who ever did anything that was written about? What about the works of Abbess Hildegarde? Was it a world totally dominated by men? This discussion will look at the important work done by women, famous and not so noticed, from the Roman Empire to the Renaissance. How much power did women really have?

Adrienne Carlson (M), Heather Dale, Darragh Metzger, Ann Shilling, Victoria Whitlock

SubGenius: Praising “Bob”, Killing “Bob”, Selling “Bob”
 
Cascade 12
8pm–9pm

For the third year running, local Church of the SubGenius author, minister, and guerrilla ontologist Popess Lilith von Fraumench presents a forum to bring slack to Norwescon. But what is slack, anyway? Who is “Bob”, and what is this conspiracy he’s fighting? And what does this have to do with UFOs and the Elder Gods anyhow? No answers are guaranteed, but hilarity and sublime weirdness for Superior Mutants shall be had! Be prepared to testify, trance-spout, and knuckle-walk all the way to Dobbstown, and of course, to PRAISE “BOB”.

Sci-Fi/Fantasy Pictionary
 
Cascade 13
8pm–9pm

The audience comes up with the clues, the artists do their best to draw them! Let the games (and the silliness) begin!

Mimi Noyes (M), Margaret Organ-Kean, Jeff Sturgeon

Zombie Apocalypse Survival for Teens
 
Olympic 1
8pm–9pm

How would you survive an Apocalypse? Practical tips and lessons to help you survive in the wild, and not so wild, should the end of the world arrive.

Tori Centanni (M), Katie Cord

Reading: Frances Pauli
 
Cascade 1
8:30pm–9pm

Shrouded. An excerpt from book one in the Princes of the Shroud science fiction series from Zharmae Press. Rated PG

Frances Pauli (M)

Concert: Vixy & Tony
 
Evergreen 1&2
8:30pm–9:30pm

Chicken chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken. Chicken, chicken chicken chicken Chicken chicken, chicken chicken chicken Seanan McGuire. Chicken, chicken chicken; chicken chicken chicken chicken. We know you’re coming, we can put whatever we want here. Chicken.

Vixy & Tony (M), Sunnie Larsen, Seanan McGuire, Betsy Tinney

Reading: Darragh Metzger
 
Cascade 1
9pm–9:30pm

The Ironlords. Book 6 of the Triads of Tir na n’Og series. Rated PG

Darragh Metzger (M)

Geek Policing: Don’t Do It
 
Cascade 3&4
9pm–10pm

Geek policing happens when someone evinces interest in something of the nerdy persuasion, and someone else starts quizzing them on it like nerddom is the Ivy League. It’s not okay. And we, all of us, nerds of all genders, need to stop it. Period.

Mickey Schulz (M), Sheye Anne Blaze, Victoria Shaffer, Fish, Jonny Nero Action Hero

The Evolution of English
 
Cascade 5
9pm–10pm

Languages evolve from one generation to the next. Our panelists will discuss how English has changed over the last thousand years and where it might end up in the next.

Kurt Cagle (M), Jason Bourget, Eva-Lise Carlstrom

Writing Sex: The Elements of Slash
 
Cascade 6
9pm–10pm

Most of us have read slash and loved it, but how exactly does it work? What are the nuts and bolts of writing a good sex scene? This panel will examine a few pieces to see how writers create their effects, with an eye toward some of the basic questions: how explicit should you be? What does “explicit” mean, anyway? Is it about how much metaphor you use? How many body parts you describe and how? Several writers will talk about their processes and take questions from the audience about how to go about this scariest of writing tasks. 18+ ONLY.

Berlynn Wohl (M), Cheryl Dyson, Chasing River

Flirting 101
 
Cascade 7&8
9pm–11pm

Whether you’re married, available, gay, straight, queer (or all that and more) this workshop is for you. We’ll explore the rules of social engagement between sentient beings and how to break them — the rules, not the sentients. Starting with the terror of “hello” we’ll dive into taking risks, making mistakes, rejection, and how these are stepping stones to success.

Sonia Orin Lyris (M)

Kickstarter: Economic Entropy or Elegant Capitalism?
 
Cascade 9
9pm–10pm

There is a new model rising, with artists and entrepreneurs pursuing projects without having to get permission (and money) from the “right” people, and fans can show their appreciation before there is anything to buy. Is this something new and real, or a passing fad?

Paul Byers (M), Matthew ‘Fish’ Dockrey, David Fooden

Out of Game: Gaming Like Adults
 
Cascade 10
9pm–10pm

Personal conflicts? Scheduling hassles? Trying to sort out what snacks to bring and who helps clean up afterwards? In game conflicts that brew into out of game unpleasantness? We should talk about this, and our panelists will.

Sar Surmick (M), Eric Cagle, Donna Prior, Bryan Syme, Ogre Whiteside

The Rest of the World in Space
 
Cascade 12
9pm–10pm

What were the biggest news stories from the rest of the space world last year? In what has become a classic Norwescon panel Dan Dubrick fills us in.

Dan Dubrick (M)

All Ages Scheduled Gaming
 
Cascade 13
9pm–2am

Come check out our youth gaming space! All ages are welcome but this section is specifically aimed at and run by the younger part of our community! We’ve got great games going all weekend, with our game masters and some pros! Don’t forget to sign up in advance! During this time block the Cascades ONLY is all ages.

All Ages Dance: Prom Night!
 
Evergreen 3&4
9pm–11pm

Not old enough to join the big kids at the Fashion Show? Don’t have anything else to do while your elders are off doing other things? Don’t care to see the Fashion Show? Well, let’s get a fashion show going for ourselves. Norwescon humbly requests that you show us your Prom dress! That’s right, dress up in your best of the best and show off your Prom dress. Guys, you can dress up too, show us your “Prom dress”. (This is not childcare, please make sure your children are properly attended, as all unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy (espresso and free puppy may or may not available at time of purchase)).

Dan Murphy (M), Michaela Zielke, Brennan Batty-Murphy

Fannish Fetish Fashion Show
 
Grand 2&3
9pm–11:30pm

The Fannish Fetish Fashion Show has always been an event not to be missed and this year we will be mixing things up fetish night style. Along with showing off two of Seattle’s well-established local designers, Fraukhez Clothing and Delightfully Deviant, the FFFS will be presenting many fetish performances that follow our medical fetish theme. We welcome you to be a part of the show and dress to impress while dancing the night away as our DJ makes you move. 18+ WITH ID.

Modular Diva (M), Morgue Ann

Adults Only (21+) Scheduled Gaming
 
Maxi’s Ballroom
9pm–2am

Come see the seedier side of gaming during our adults only block! Racier, more violent, and generally uncensored! We’ve got great games going all weekend, with our game masters and some pros! Don’t forget to sign up in advance! During this time block our whole room is 21+. 

Costume 9-1-1
 
Olympic 1
9pm–11:30pm

Seam unraveling on your Masquerade costume? In dire need of a safety pin to avoid a major wardrobe malfunction? Seeking advice on a hall costume that’s just not working? Stop by to consult our expert costumers for tips, tricks, and guidance on DIY costume repairs.

Carmen Beaudry (M), Bethany Roullett, Julie Zetterberg, Richard Stephens

Reading: PKD Nominee Ben Winters
 
Cascade 1
10pm–10:30pm

A sci-fi (ish) mystery novel, nominated for the 2014 Philip K. Dick award!

Ben Winters (M)

Victorian Sex
 
Cascade 3&4
10pm–11pm

What is it about a well-turned ankle and a tightly corseted bodice? What is the story behind the tales of the “Naughty Nineties?” Come hear our panelists talk about the naughty literature and history behind the Victorian mystique. 18+ ONLY.

Mickey Schulz (M), Matt Case, Victoria Shaffer

Fanfic Meet-n-Greet
 
Cascade 6
10pm–11pm

Come and meet other fanfic readers, writers, and artists in a fun, low-key, social setting. All fanfic writers and artists will get a ribbon at the event to identify them as creators in fandom!

Mimi Noyes (M)

How Are Games Changing the World?
 
Cascade 10
10pm–11pm

A discussion about the rising sun of the gamer, and all the different ways that this generation who grew up on video games have changed how the world works. This will cover both the good and the bad.

Hunter Mayer (M), Angel Leigh McCoy, Donna Prior, Gregory A. Wilson, Gwen Yeh

Concert: Seanan McGuire
 
Evergreen 1&2
10pm–11pm

Our Special Guest of Honor is also a five-time Pegasus Award-winning filker, most recently in 2011 for Wicked Girls, which also earned a 2012 Hugo Award nomination. Come finish off Filkfest Friday with our GoH!

Vixy & Tony (M), Sunnie Larsen, Seanan McGuire, Betsy Tinney

Reading: Erin Evans
 
Cascade 1
10:30pm–11pm

Something new. Rated PG

Erin Evans (M)

Reading: GregRobin Smith
 
Cascade 1
11pm–11:30pm

Modern Erotic/Romantic Poetry in the Elizabethan Style. I write poems to and for modern individuals and couples/Poly folks, etc. These are from some commissions. Rated R

GregRobin Smith (M)

Friday Night Filk
 
Evergreen 3&4
11pm–2am

Come play to and play along with the most supportive musical peer group you’ll ever find. Bring an instrument, or just your voice, or just come out to listen – everyone is welcome!

Friday Dance: Black and White
 
Grand 2&3
11pm–2am

Attend the Fannish Fetish Fashion Show (if you are 18+) and stay after (please allow about 20 Minutes for change over) to join DJ Rohkan as he takes you deep underground and tickles your ear bone with music from both the black and white sides of the spectrum. Dance, Electronica, Dubstep, Disco and everything in between and who knows what else.

DJ Rohkan (M)

Reading: Erik Scott de Bie
 
Cascade 1
11:30pm–Midnight

Shadow of the Winter King. One last quest for vengeance and redemption in a world on the brink of utter ruin. Rated R

Erik Scott de Bie (M)

BDSM 101
 
Cascade 3&4
11pm–Midnight

Interested in BDSM? Want to find out what it’s all about? What are these limits, boundaries, and play people keep talking about? We will endeavor to answer your questions – or if we can’t, we’ll point you to a resource that can. We will also discuss BDSM etiquette and resources for you to find out more. 18+ ONLY.

Mickey Schulz (M), Amber Clark, Burton Gamble, Sar Surmick, thatworldinverted

Midnight Movie: Rocky Horror Picture Show
 
Evergreen 1&2
Midnight–2am

Hot patootie and bless my soul because once again we are pleased to bring you The Rocky Horror Picture Show with the fabulous Vicarious Theatre Company! Come and join us for an interactive experience you won’t forget as the Sword of Damocles hangs over our heads. This movie is rated R.